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Poster: jackgrimes2004 Date: Oct 18, 2004 8:10am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: F.H.M. Magazine:

Jack Grimes is one of four candidates featured in an article entitled "Future Presidents!" in the November issue of "FHM Magazine" on sale in drug stores and news stands now.

Vote Fascist!

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Poster: Eduardo Rios Date: Oct 21, 2004 2:56am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: Re: F.H.M. Magazine:

People got to see the cool centerfold with you guys.

Heil Grimes!
Grimes/Rios 2004!

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Poster: coronary Date: Oct 24, 2004 2:59am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: Re: F.H.M. Magazine:

oh, does this centerfold look anything like the centurion picture with the nice helmet that's online?! - yeah, that's what a president's got to look like ...

i finally realized what sort of a hoax this all is - i suppose plenty of people were had by all these statements. after reading some of the other infos on the web about this "party" and its "candidate" i knew it was all a joke - but i've got to hand it to you, it's set up pretty well. some nice details about the extraterrestrians teaming up with the nazis, the homeless to be sent to the coal mines, mussolini + saddam, everything being written in the stars and the nice pics (the roman helmet on that other site just killed me - has anybody else seen it?) ... this could become a successful road show, you know! just the language is a bit on the low side, no class there.
now i'll be sure to check on you in 4 years, to see whether that sideshow's still on. 'til then - thanks for the entertainment.

and get a life.

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Poster: jackgrimes2004 Date: Oct 25, 2004 5:49am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: Re: F.H.M. Magazine:

Aren't you that damn German who was poking fun at the U.F.U. before? If so, you were told, THIS IS NOT INTENDED AS A JEST ON OUR PART. The ROMAN HELMET and the Black shirt uniform are a part of our tradition.

Like all politician's, I will tailor my speeches to the audience I have at the moment. No matter what you and I might think about U.F.O.'s, the True Believers of the cult sub-culture, seem willing to take up arms and fight against the defacto government now enslaving this country.

A civil war is coming, now if you think that's funny you're one sick son-of-a-bitch. All the posts the actual members of the United Fascist Union, like Mr. Rios here, Sally Parker, Heather Goldsmith and myself are intended as serious posts. As you should be able to detect from the tone of this letter, I don't care if the defacto government kills me, I know Fascism's a righteous, good cause, Benito Mussolini and Saddam Hussein, were rejected gifts from God, I'd be honored and proud to die in their names for this great and holy cause.

YOU HAVE BEEN TOLD WE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THE U.F.U. There is nothing funny in this sorry assed sewer called the U.S.A., nor the Hitler-clone who faked the 9/11/01 Terror Attacks or the wouldbe, Joseph Stalin waiting in the wings to replace him. Now, PISS OFF funny man!

VOTE FASCIST 2004!

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Poster: mctimot Date: Nov 5, 2004 3:54am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: Re: F.H.M. Magazine:

sorry assed country? Why don't you go live in one of those other "friendly" countries then? If you intend to stay here then you should vote to change the political structure of the government, not just blast it with no new realistic suggestions. If you truly belive the doctrine of the UFU that's ok with me just go somewhere else and apply your beliefs.

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Poster: coronary Date: Oct 26, 2004 3:11am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: Re: F.H.M. Magazine:

yup, that's me.
thank you for the rectifications.
NOW i see.

>> Like all politician's, I will tailor my speeches to the audience I have at the moment. No matter what you and I might think about U.F.O.'s, the True Believers of the cult sub-culture, seem willing to take up arms and ... <<

oh, so you just PRETEND to share the interests of your supporters, well that's different then ...


HEAL GRIMES!
VOTE FACETIOUS!

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Poster: jackgrimes2004 Date: Oct 27, 2004 7:22am
Forum: election_2004 Subject: Re: F.H.M. Magazine:

I did NOT say that, nor was that the intention of the post. 0f course, I believe in U.F.0.'s, nothing else makes sense to me. But, I'm not exactly a Fascist Fox Mulder either. The press has blown my belief in U.F.0.'s and astrology all out of proportion to make me look like a fool.

VOTE FASCIST 2004!!!!